My first day as a tele-saleswoman was interesting. 

I was only there for an hour, because the guy training me had to leave for a family emergency, but I got to read some scripts and listen to him make a few calls. He might give me a longer shift next week, because they’re firing someone who hasn’t been there very long but just isn’t getting any leads.

Basically if I can’t sell conservatories and double glazing to the elderly and the vulnerable I will be forced to rejoin the swollen masses of the unemployed.