Why do I like Beyonce?
I find it really troubling that I would have to explain this to anyone.
Although it reminds me very much of this time a couple of years ago when I was going out with a boy who I ended up breaking up with because he fell asleep during Flashdance, and I was meeting all of his friends in a pub during a pub quiz and they were all very alternative and into metal and I was super duper cutesy tea dress femme girl back then and I felt very out of place and hardly said a word. Until Beyonce’s video for “Single Ladies” came on the television and one of the girls said, “I don’t get the big deal with this video” and I said, “ONE TAKE!” and they all turned to look at me and I said, “SHE DID IT IN ONE TAKE SHE DID THAT DANCE IN ONE TAKE LOOK AT HER WOULD YOU JUST LOOK AT HER ONE TAKE”
Or something like that.