Me and Alf are watching “Ethan Hawke on Macbeth” and we think it’s one of the greatest things we’ve seen in a while. We want to be best friends with Ethan Hawke.

I took Alf to the vets yesterday, he has some eyedrops and antibiotics but otherwise he’s in good spirits and his appetite is normal. I’ve picked gunk out of his nose which I think is the definition of love.